Flotsam & Jetsam

Now, I hate alarm clocks as much, if not more, than the next guy, but this one just might convince me to not throw it across the room.

 http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php

I think my biggest issue would be getting at the bacon before Feena and Mush did.  Evern try to wrest a piece of bacon from the mouth of a 130+ lb hungry Rottweiler before you’ve had your morning coffee?  I don’t suggest it.  It’s not pretty.